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Mr. Happy! & His Friends
Archive for 200607 ( return to current blog )
Thursday July 6, 2006
Mr. Happy! always enjoys his Summer yard work, be it Trimming the Hedges or Gently Fingering the Lady Garden and then relaxing afterwards as he sips the Nectar of the Gods from his Sweet Betty Badonkadonk. The Enchanting Betty then Gobbles Mr. Happy!'s Knob for a tasty Chug-A-Lug of his Nut Mustard to spice up her day. Soon thereafter to Betty's exuberant cheers, Mr. Happy! proudly stands tall as his Darling Betty then assumes the Rising Position for a Womb Raiding Long Stroke Session followed by a generous Load of Wang Pudding deposited into Betty's Happy Valley! Lunchtime Noshing with Yummy Betty at The Down Under Cafe truly Tickles Mr. Happy!'s Pickle. Then upon returning to Betty's office Mr. Happy! Boots Her Up by Double Clicking Her Mouse and then Plugs His Hard Drive into her Universal Port. The Flexible Betty becomes Mr. Happy!'s Toboggan as they slip and slide across her desk. Mr. Happy! never forgets to treat his Sweet Betty to a Magic Lantern Rub as he Primes Her Pump by Letting His Fingers Do The Walking. Mr. Happy! smiles tenderly at his Betty as she Ropes His Longhorn and Gives It A Tug. Soon Lovely Betty is covered in Man Oil as she sits back for one more Quimsticking before returning to her office tasks. Mr. Happy! has no taste for Kleft Kreme or Vaginosis nor any appreciation for a Dingleberry Surprise! Well, that's all for now, Friends. I hope this made you very Happy. And I want you to know that you visiting my blog makes me very very Happy too!!!
© Mr. Happy! & His Friends Productions 2006
Now Banned in Afghanistan, Most of Alabama, Azerbaijan, Belarus, China, East Viet Nam, Egypt, Iran, Kazakhstan, Luxembourg, Myanmar, North Korea, Pakistan, South Carolina, The Entire Arabian Peninsula, Trinidad but not Tobago, Utah and Vatican City! | | | |
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Saturday July 1, 2006
A Lovely Summer's Day often finds Mr. Happy! Packing A Box Lunch and Paddling his Sweet Betty's Pink Canoe down by the River. Our Succulent Betty genially tugs on Mr. Happy!'s Twig 'N Berries for a Saucy Slurp of Baby Batter as he further pleasures his Dear Betty's Panty Hamster. Soon thereafter Sweet Betty has Mr. Happy! up and marching towards some Right Royal Rogering! After a vigorous round of Coital Calesthentics, Mr. Happy! brings a sure smile to Betty's face as she reclines lusciously on the Picnic Table with his patented Two Knuckle Shuffle and enhanced Bagel Buffer. Mr. Happy!'s Lovely Betty soon is ready for her Ivories to be generously Iced with a big squirt of Daddy Sauce. The afternoon is never complete without Mr. Happy! fitting Betty for her Back Shot followed by a Super Nutbuster Surprise! Mr. Happy! has no appreciation for a Banana Split, Sharp Turkey Slaps, Rooting in the Litter Box or Sausage Grinders!
Fun Facts About Mr. Happy!
 - I like to be out but some prefer me in.
- Cold water makes me shrink.
- I like a good oil massage.
- I love it when Women greet me with a Kiss.
- I like to take long walks.
- Pushups are my favorite exercise.
- Sometimes I am a bit ticklish.
- I like to explore dark places.
- I wish I could run free outside everyday, now that would make me very very Happy!
- I sometimes wear a cap when I meet new people.
- I like a Good Morning whistle with enthusiasm.
- Sarah Jessica Parker scares me and I sometimes go into my shell.
- Keep those rubber bands away, far away, that's better, now I am Happy!
- I like to eat a fresh fresh Donut or Bagel.
- Kitties like to wrap themselves all around Mr. Happy! and purr all day long!
- Mr. Happy! likes a woman who knows how to hum a very very Jolly Happy tune!
- I am not a Thumb, more like a Baby's arm holding an apple or a Third Leg.
- I like to put honey or syrup or secret sauce on a biscuit before I munch on it and sometimes I can eat a very tasty biscuit for hours.
- Paris Hilton makes me feel very very droopy.
© Mr. Happy! & His Friends Productions 2006
Now Banned in Afghanistan, Most of Alabama, Azerbaijan, Belarus, China, East Viet Nam, Egypt, Iran, Kahzekstan, Luxembourg, Myanmar, North Korea, Pakistan, South Carolina, The Entire Arabian Peninsula, Trinidad but not Tobago, Utah and Vatican City!
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