On these cooler late Summer evenings Sweet Betty Badonkadonk treats Mr. Happy! to a Firm Bone Greasing before he rides his Donkey Far Into Her Grand Canyon. Often before Mr. Happy!'s ride, his Dear Betty gently reclines as Mr. Happy! Digs Her Trench deeper and deeper with both hands and his tongue until he strikes her Deep Reserves of Oil. His Betty's spasming and juicy Permed Poodle inspires Mr. Happy! to join with Betty for a Foamy Four Legged Frolicking Tadpole Shoot!

Some clear evenings Mr. Happy! likes to take a trip down South to Fort Bushy and Prime his Betty's Pump and Preheat her Oven. He gently tiptoes through her TwoLips and Tosses her Pink Salad. Betty responds kindly with a Launching and Discharging of Mr. Happy!'s Titan Missle with Multiple Warhead Shots on Target. Then after Rubbing the Buddha one more time for Good Luck his Girl Betty opens her Butterfly for Mr. Happy!'s Final Deep Wick Honey Dipping Pole Waxing of the evening!

Alley Apples, French Gout, Crotch Crickets and Gnat Bread do NOT make Mr. Happy! very very Happy!

Summer Fun Happy Top 25 Songs
That Make Mr. Happy! very very Happy!

1) Kinky Reggae -- Bob Marley & The Wailers
2) Tonight She Comes -- The Cars
3) Lay Lady Lay -- Bob Dylan
4) Slippin' And Slidin' -- Little Richard
5) Dirty Love -- Frank Zappa
6) She Don't Use Jelly -- The Flaming Lips
7) Pour Some Sugar On Me -- Def Leppard
8) King Size Papa -- Julia Lee
9) I'm A Mighty Tight Woman -- Sippie Wallace
10) Why Don't We Do It In The Road? -- The Beatles
11) Didja Get Any Onya? -- The Mothers Of Invention
12) I Need A Little Sugar In My Bowl -- Bessie Smith
13) Soul Kitchen -- The Doors
14) Dr. Feelgood -- Aretha Franklin
15) Got To Give It Up -- Marvin Gaye
16) Super Freak -- Rick James
17) Bang A Gong (Get It On) -- T. Rex
18) Summer Of 69 -- Bryan Adams
19) The Humpty Dance -- Digital Underground
20) Rocket Queen -- Guns 'N Roses
21) Wang Dang Doodle -- Koko Taylor
22) I Touch Myself -- The DiVinyls
23) Slide It In -- Whitesnake
24) Crawling King Snake -- John Lee Hooker
25) Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Gas Mask -- The Mothers Of Invention

© Mr. Happy! & His Friends Productions 2006
Now Banned in Afghanistan, Most of Alabama, Azerbaijan, Belarus, China, East Viet Nam, Egypt, Finland, Iran, Kahzekstan, Lebanon, Luxembourg, Malaysia, Myanmar, Nebraska, North Korea, Orange County, Pakistan, Serbia, South Carolina, The Entire Arabian Peninsula, Trinidad but not Tobago, Utah and Vatican City!

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