Mr. Happy! recently took a trip to his ancestral homeland on the Coast near Cape Happy!. Mr. Happy! loves to shake a leg, or two, as he takes in the Sun as he watches his spiral tower rise to meet the Carolina Blue sky. Mr. Happy! enjoys a rousing romp on the sand dunes but finds sand can make him very very Unhappy when it sticks to his cockle shells. However, a good lapping wave and a friendly blowfish brings a smile back to Mr. Happy!'s face.

Mr Happy! enjoys a sack lunch by the shore with his sweet Betty Badonkadonk. Nothing is finer than unwrapping his fresh pickle as Betty marvels at his extra large gherkin. Reclining in his beach chair Mr. Happy! signals all is well to the salty seamen as they float in their boats offshore. Some misguided sailors try to shoot their cannons at Mr. Happy! but the great sea pirate One Eyed Jack beats off those who fail to surrender their booty. As the afternoon Sun sets Mr. Happy! unsheaths his sword one more time to his sweet Betty's delight. Betty then enjoys some fine sword play and on very special occasions she swallows Mr. Happy's sword entirely much to his glee.

Mr. Happy! does not enjoy it when people try to knock him off his peg leg, adjust his mizzenmast, shiver his timber nor does he enjoy a case of crabs.

Red skies at night means Betty's delight!

Red skies in morning means Mr. Happy! is horny!

Well, that's all for now, Friends. I hope this made you very Happy. And I want you to know that you visiting my blog makes me very very Happy too!!!

Brisk September mornings often find Mr. Happy! Whistling in his Sweet Betty Badonkadonk's Wheat Fields and she lovingly Rides and Grinds Mr. Happy!'s Gears with her King Fu Grip. Then dear Betty Churns Fresh Nutter Butter right from Mr. Happy!'s Tonsil Tickler. Once his bliss wears off Mr. Happy! then finishes Betty off with a Nappy Nosh and Spirited Bean Flicking!

Sunny Fall afternoons finds a Grateful Grunting Diddler on the Roof as Mr. Happy! enjoys a thorough Pelvic Pounding with his bouncing Betty. Then Mr. Happy! positions his Betty for a lovely round of Face Sitting as Mr. Happy! hungrily Gobbles his Betty's Tasty Box Lunch. Betty Waxes Mr. Happy!'s Pipe and gives him a Rousing Smoking. The afternoon ends with Mr. Happy! putting his Tool into Betty's Shed as they perform the Rites of Venus. After a complete Roasting of Mr. Happy!'s Broomstick he Yodels in Betty's Gully as the Sun sets once again on a day full of Bananas and Cream.

Mr. Happy! finds Leaky Faucets, Sticky Pancakes, North Carolina Mudfoot and Corndogging do not make him very very Happy!

Well, that's all for now, Friends. I hope this made you very Happy. And I want you to know that you visiting my blog makes me very very Happy too!!!