



Mr. Happy! enjoys the views out West amongst the towering rocks and mountains as he Glazes his sweet Betty Badonkadonk's Donut. His lovely friend then grasps Mr. Happy!'s Purple Headed Womb Broom and uses it as a Tongue Depressor before performing a full Lewinsky. Mr. Happy! then Goes Down Under and munches Betty's Bear Claw as her slobbery Bobble Headed Throat Surfing evokes yet another round of Groan Gravy from Mr. Happy!.
As the sun sets over the Betty's Happy Valley, Mr. Happy! tenderly twirls her Boofeelias and fingers her moist Dugout as lovely Betty Punches and Waxes Mr. Happy!'s Munchkin until he pops more Population Paste. Mr. Happy! then descends into dear Betty's Snack Pack deeply for her tasty homemade Hot Soup before raising his mighty Schvenzler to give his sweet Betty a creamy hot serving of Macho Gazpacho onto her Upper Deck. Betty then takes Mr. Happy!'s Tumnescent Yogurt Slinger inside her Biffing Plate for some Long Stroking Plug Me and Tug Me until she is rewarded with a deposit of warm mushy Spunk in her Squish Mitten from Mr. Happy!
Mr. Happy! does not enjoy receiving Mud Grenades, Purple Spooge Pinches or any sort of Twonking.
Well, that's all for now, Friends. I hope this made you very Happy. And I want you to know that you visiting my blog makes
me very very Happy too!!!
© Mr. Happy! & His Friends Productions 2006
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