At Chez Happy! Dinner Theatre and Food from France Place we rise to the occasion all day long in our drive to serve you a little bit of Happy in every morsel. Our pancakes, puddings and custard as well as our famous creamy rich soups and dips are made fresh daily by Master Chef Choad! with an assist from Mr. Happy! and other specially selected members. Our daily specials are often supplemented by submarine crews we find at the docks who are all too ready to deliver prodigious quantities of salty high grade batter for your breakfast, luncheon and dining pleasure.

We here at Chez Happy! strive to present you and your friends a healthy as well as delicious experience whenever you visit our establishment. Our university trained jism technicians, or jiztechs as they proudly call themselves, sample our outputs every hour to insure the highest quality product with a luxurious consistency for your discerning palettes.

You can also take home the authentic taste of Mr. Happy! in gallons, quarts and shorts as well as other thick rich offerings from all over the World in our Gift Shop. Something that very few will ever enjoy.

© Mr. Happy! & His Friends Productions 2007
Now Banned in Afghanistan, Most of Alabama, Azerbaijan, Bangladesh, Belarus, China, East Viet Nam, Egypt, Finland, Iran, Kazakhstan, Lebanon, Libya, Luxembourg, Malaysia, Myanmar, Nebraska, North Korea, Orange County, Pakistan, Serbia, South Carolina, The Entire Arabian Peninsula, Trinidad but not Tobago, Utah and Vatican City!

Master Chef Choad! from France prepares his daily specials with a salty dollop of protein goodness. The Grand Opening celebration started off with the House Special "Le Steak de Tube Spécial de Chef Choad!" ushered in by eager Choad dining aficionados.

PMS Boulder · "At Chez Happy! Dinner Theatre and Food Place from France we always aim to shoot a little bit of Happy into all the food we prepare." gushed proprietor of Chez Happy!, Mr Happy!, at the opening night festivities this past Friday. "With my cousin Master Chef Choad! pumping out the batter and special sauces we think we bring a new creamy yet classic taste to the palate of value conscious and flavor loving Americans who enjoy dinner theater. I am hoping to to franchise Chez Happy! and I hope I can come somewhere in your town soon. That would make me and my cousin Master Chef Choad! very very Happy!"

Mr. Happy! greeting and spackling on his many admirers during Chez Happy! Dinner Theatre and Food from France Place grand opening.

Grand Opening Specials

Le Steak de Tube Spécial de Chef Choad! avec les Pommes de terre Jism et le Condom A fumé des Carottes $29
Special hand tenderized and beaten Tube Steak with Potatoes in Creamy Sauce and Condom Steamed Carrots

Le Poulet de Testicules d'Ail avec le Grain À la crème et le Concombre Entier Huilé $23
Garlic Infused Chicken Cojones with Protein Creamed Corn and Whole Cumcumber in Oil

Les Huîtres de Montagne Rocheuses avec l'Homme les Rouleaux d'Aparagus Battus et le Brocoli avec la Sauce de Cheese Corpulente de Tête $32
Rocky Mountain Oysters with Aparagus Rolls in Man Batter and Broccoli with Chunky Head Cheese Sauce


Save room for dessert!
Smooth thick protein milkshakes, frosted cupcakes, cream filled pastries and our daily "Custard Chucker" surprises

Chez Happy! Dinner Theatre and Wait Staff are held to the highest standards of cleanliness and given anti-bacterial dips twice per shift.

© Mr. Happy! & His Friends Productions and Prankster Media Services 2007
Now Banned in Afghanistan, Most of Alabama, Azerbaijan, Bangladesh, Belarus, China, East Viet Nam, Egypt, Finland, Iran, Kahzekstan, Lebanon, Luxembourg, Malaysia, Myanmar, Nebraska, North Korea, Orange County, Pakistan, Serbia, South Carolina, The Entire Arabian Peninsula, Trinidad but not Tobago, Utah and Vatican City!