Mr. Happy! always enjoys his Summer yard work, be it Trimming the Hedges or Gently Fingering the Lady Garden and then relaxing afterwards as he sips the Nectar of the Gods from his Sweet Betty Badonkadonk. The Enchanting Betty then Gobbles Mr. Happy!'s Knob for a tasty Chug-A-Lug of his Nut Mustard to spice up her day. Soon thereafter to Betty's exuberant cheers, Mr. Happy! proudly stands tall as his Darling Betty then assumes the Rising Position for a Womb Raiding Long Stroke Session followed by a generous Load of Wang Pudding deposited into Betty's Happy Valley!

Lunchtime Noshing with Yummy Betty at The Down Under Cafe truly Tickles Mr. Happy!'s Pickle. Then upon returning to Betty's office Mr. Happy! Boots Her Up by Double Clicking Her Mouse and then Plugs His Hard Drive into her Universal Port. The Flexible Betty becomes Mr. Happy!'s Toboggan as they slip and slide across her desk. Mr. Happy! never forgets to treat his Sweet Betty to a Magic Lantern Rub as he Primes Her Pump by Letting His Fingers Do The Walking. Mr. Happy! smiles tenderly at his Betty as she Ropes His Longhorn and Gives It A Tug. Soon Lovely Betty is covered in Man Oil as she sits back for one more Quimsticking before returning to her office tasks.

Mr. Happy! has no taste for Kleft Kreme or Vaginosis nor any appreciation for a Dingleberry Surprise!

Well, that's all for now, Friends. I hope this made you very Happy. And I want you to know that you visiting my blog makes me very very Happy too!!!

A Lovely Summer's Day often finds Mr. Happy! Packing A Box Lunch and Paddling his Sweet Betty's Pink Canoe down by the River. Our Succulent Betty genially tugs on Mr. Happy!'s Twig 'N Berries for a Saucy Slurp of Baby Batter as he further pleasures his Dear Betty's Panty Hamster. Soon thereafter Sweet Betty has Mr. Happy! up and marching towards some Right Royal Rogering!

After a vigorous round of Coital Calesthentics, Mr. Happy! brings a sure smile to Betty's face as she reclines lusciously on the Picnic Table with his patented Two Knuckle Shuffle and enhanced Bagel Buffer. Mr. Happy!'s Lovely Betty soon is ready for her Ivories to be generously Iced with a big squirt of Daddy Sauce. The afternoon is never complete without Mr. Happy! fitting Betty for her Back Shot followed by a Super Nutbuster Surprise!

Mr. Happy! has no appreciation for a Banana Split, Sharp Turkey Slaps, Rooting in the Litter Box or Sausage Grinders!

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Mr. Happy! goes Nutters for a Bonnie Lass who can play his Bagpipe whilst juggling her Ben-Wa Balls. A sweet Betty Boinker Nutbuster who has a balcony that Mr. Happy! can quote Shakespeare from brings ecstatic smiles to Mr. Happy!. His Purple Headed Custard Chucker eagerly swells as Mr. Happy! engages in a Swirling Foamy Taco Rub of sweet Betty prior to a Brisk and Lively Launching of Mr. Happy!'s Skin Boat to Tuna Town!

Sunny Mr. Happy! always enjoys Tipping the Velvet, taking his Randy Trollop for a Ride on the Baloney Pony, Salty Jacks and is an adept Finger Banger. A rousing Dolphin Flogging brings Mr. Happy! back for more and he rewards his Sweet Semen Demon with a second rich creamy serving of Milk of Mankind!

Mr. Happy! would not like a cup of Hot Karl nor does he practice Zooerasty or Porcelingus!

Mr. Happy! is always ready and standing tall for fun new home improvement projects. Nothing can be finer than Spackling the Ceiling with a Joyful Johnson Diddler. A skillful Snake Charmer can typically direct Mr. Happy!'s Spunky Outputs into every nook and cranny. Faithful Friendly Carrot Waxing also help keep Mr. Happy!'s deposits full at the Sperm Bank.

A late snack always hits the spot with Mr. Happy!. Some tasty Whisker Biscuits help fortify his incompressible resolve while savoring a Good Friend Whistling Dixie on Mr. Happy!'s tumescent Skin Flute. There are occasions where Mr. Happy! has his Good Friend Talk On His Bonerphone while he Pets Her Poodle!

Mr. Happy!'s is no fan of Stonecutters, does not endorse Avisodomy and Boner Biters do not make him very very Happy!

Mr. Happy! truly enjoys the company of an experienced Pearl Diver. Nothing is finer than a sweet Giggler who enjoys the Salty Pop of Mr. Happy!'s Heat Seeking Moisture Missile. A Lass who can inspire a Million Sperm March and who eagerly evicts Mr. Happy!'s Testicular Squatters.

Sometimes a Good Friend stops by and helps Mr. Happy Decongest His Weasel. He always shows his appreciation with a good hearty Canyon Yodel. Often this leads to Multiple Foaming Beef Injections to Mr. Happy!'s Good Friend's delight.

Mr. Happy! finds Neapolitan Bone Ache, Duck Butter and Fartleberries do not make him very very Happy!

Mr. Happy! enjoys a diverse set of activities including Spelunking in the Mystery Cave, the Two Finger Taco Tango and an affectionate Mackerel Slap. Not adverse to giving himself a Helping Hand, Mr. Happy! prefers company when Hitchhiking Under The Big Top. A Good Friend who likes Fishing for Zipper Trout and Giving the Seamen Shore Leave brings a blissful smile to Mr. Happy!'s face.

Always up for a discerning Basket Shopper who is fond of Banana Buffing. Mr. Happy! is always grateful after a vigorous Stickspin. Mr. Happy! relishes an energetic Lap Taffy Pull and is happy to reward his Good Friend with a cup or two of his home made Bull Gravy. Then Mr. Happy! will rise again to part Nature's Tufted Treasure with his Mighty Dolphin!

Mr. Happy does not like a Pinched Frenulum, Oculolinctus and Poop Gophers!

Mr. Happy! likes a midnight surprise visit, be it from a very very Good Friend or the occasional Stranger. Always up for a hummerific Tea Bagging, Mr. Happy! howls with delight whenever he visits a tender Toolbox. Mr. Happy! appreciates a good Vacuum Cleaner who can also play Zombie!

An ethusiastic gourmand, Mr. Happy! enjoys Dining At The Y with a Sweet Betty who is a cheerful Candy Maker and Ejaculatory Inevitability!

Mr. Happy! finds Jack Shacks, Smegma and Felching do not make him very very Happy!

Mr. Happy! is a binary kind of Fellow. With some Folks, you can never tell exactly where that person is. But with Mr. Happy! there is no doubt how he's feeling. I bet you would know exactly how Mr. Happy! feels from the very very first second you lay eyes on him. Whether's he's pitching a pup tent, choking his chicken or doing pushups with a very very Good Friend, one can not avoid the fact that Mr. Happy! wears his Heart on his sleeve. If only he had sleeves, or arms...well, he does have a neck.

Free and easy is true Mr. Happy! Summer style. A gentle Mountain breeze brings Noel and Larry, The Teslecles Twins, great pleasure. Mr. Happy! likes to play Pocket Pool with his Sweet Betty, munching a well trimmed cabbage patch and 360 Cowgirl!

Mr. Happy! does not like Cleveland Steamers, Extra Tight Willie Caps or Medorthophobia!

It seems that most mornings Mr. Happy! wake up staring striaght at the ceiling. Why Mr. Happy! don't even have to be thinking Happy thoughts, nope. It sure would be nice if Mr. Happy! had a Friend who would enjoy participating in a regular workout with him. And then you could pitch a pup tent with Mr. Happy!. Now that would make Mr. Happy! very very Happy!

Mr. Happy! likes a sweet whistle in the morning, a tender tickle and sloppy seconds!

Mr. Happy! shrinks when he feels cold water or feels the sting of a rubber band. Sarah Jessica Parker makes Mr. Happy! be like a turtle, he just pulls his head back into his shell!

You know sometimes it is hard to be Mr. Happy!, well, actually I guess it is better said that in order for Mr. Happy! to be Mr. Happy! then he must be hard. Still, Mr. Happy! perseveres despite the hardships and the hard luck stories.

Mr. Happy! likes a good massage, a hearty handshake and is usually up for a nightcap!

Mr. Happy! has two friends, Noel and Larry Teslecle, they are quite the pair and hang around with Mr. Happy!. If you see Mr. Happy! you can be darn sure that those 2 Teslecles will be nearby.

Well, that's all for now, Friends. I hope this made you very Happy. And I want you to know that you visiting my blog makes me very very Happy too!!!

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