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Monday January 1, 2007

Mr. Happy! Writes His First Poem

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Born a bald headed baby and you
People tried to mess with my mind
You'd point and you'd laugh
At my big round bald head
But I wouldn't fuss or whine

Cause I have me something
That mere money can't buy
Some call it my special purpose
My gift to the Universe and
I won't poke you in the eye

I grew into my big bald head
But it sure took a lot of time
For awhile I used training wheels
Then a series of pulleys to help
Keep my big head out of the slime

Then one day I stood fully erect
Pretty women started to blow my mind
Nice ladies gave me a tickle
And sweet kisses aplenty
So why would I fuss or whine?

© Mr. Happy! & His Friends Productions 2007
Now Banned in Afghanistan, Most of Alabama, Azerbaijan, Belarus, China, East Viet Nam, Egypt, Finland, Iran, Kahzekstan, Lebanon, Luxembourg, Malaysia, Myanmar, Nebraska, North Korea, Orange County, Pakistan, Serbia, South Carolina, The Entire Arabian Peninsula, Trinidad but not Tobago, Utah and Vatican City!

Posted by Mr. Happy! at 8:18 PM - 27 Comments Add a Comment

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Mr. Happy you are quite the fellow ! Won't you stop by for a little slow dance ? |< << >> >|

by Bella (PM , CC ) on Monday January 1, 2007 @ 8:21 PM

And I thought that was chip dip on top! so, that's why it tasted 'different'!		\|< << >> >\|
by Candy (PM , CC ) on Monday January 1, 2007 @ 8:36 PM

A Happy and most productive New Year to you Mr. Happy! Heres hoping only good things cum your way		\|< << >> >\|
by Misty (PM , CC ) on Monday January 1, 2007 @ 8:42 PM

I am so glad you came, Miss Misty...so glad you came by today and hope you come a lot this New Year. I hope that makes you very very Happy! Mr. Happy!		\|< << >> >\|
by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Monday January 1, 2007 @ 9:37 PM

My special sauce is great on chips, pudding or ice cream, Miss Candy! I have a website that sells my sauce on-line in shorts and quarts. I hope that makes everyone very very Happy. Mr. Happy!		\|< << >> >\|
by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Monday January 1, 2007 @ 9:40 PM

Mr. Happy: Does that sauce come in mild, medium, and hot flavors?		\|< << >> >\|
by Whit's Whittlings (PM , CC ) on Monday January 1, 2007 @ 9:43 PM

Why thank you, Miss Bella, I like to dance in all kinds of places. See you later at your place for some cha-cha, and I hope that makes you very very Happy! Mr. Happy!		\|< << >> >\|
by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Monday January 1, 2007 @ 9:44 PM

My secret sauce comes in smooth, chunky and super chunky styles, Mr. Whittlings! Although Prank will eat and drink certain spices and beverages upon request for a nominal customization charge for special orders if that would make you very very Happy. Mr. Happy!		\|< << >> >\|
by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Monday January 1, 2007 @ 10:39 PM

You are a rare talent Mr Happy!....Bald is beautiful!		\|< << >> >\|
by Coloconnect (PM , CC ) on Tuesday January 2, 2007 @ 1:00 AM

Mr. Happy ... I enjoy your poetry and am glad that you are not 'yet' banned in Oklahoma or Texas yet. thanks for the post it was inspiring and uplifting to say the least ice		\|< << >> >\|
by icemelts (PM , CC ) on Tuesday January 2, 2007 @ 1:03 AM

Mr Happy you are a ball of fun!		\|< << >> >\|
by ^BELLE^ (PM , CC ) on Tuesday January 2, 2007 @ 1:14 AM

Thank you, Miss Connect, a lot of mean people made fun of me because of my 2 blue eyes too but I won't let them bring me down with their mind games and power trips. Oh no I won't... But never no mind, I sure am very very Happy you stopped by this fine evening! Mr. Happy!		\|< << >> >\|
by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Tuesday January 2, 2007 @ 1:43 AM

Well, Mr. Melts, I am sure that there's plenty of time for me to banned in all sorts of places. But I hope not since I all want to do is help everybody be very very Happy! And that would make me very very Happy Mr. Happy!		\|< << >> >\|
by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Tuesday January 2, 2007 @ 1:47 AM

Happy New Year Mr. Happy.....Mean people suck sour lollipops!!! You keep up with what you do best cause that's what makes people happy and you are all about happiness!!!		\|< << >> >\|
by Mary. (PM , CC ) on Tuesday January 2, 2007 @ 1:50 AM

Juat a ball? Gosh, Miss ^BELLE^, don't you mean that in the plural? Sometimes they make a lusty clamor when I hit them with a hammer. My dingle dangles like to vacation in the Bermuda Triangle. Mr. Happy!		\|< << >> >\|
by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Wednesday January 3, 2007 @ 12:07 AM

Well hello, Miss Mary, I wouldn't want you to have a sour lollipop, nope. It would make me so very very Happy to give you a nice big sweet lollipop for you so I will be sure to have one the next time you come, OK? I hope that makes you very very Happy! Mr. Happy!		\|< << >> >\|
by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Wednesday January 3, 2007 @ 12:11 AM

Just be careful in the Bermuda Triangle Mr Happy. Things have been know to disappear.		\|< << >> >\|
by ^BELLE^ (PM , CC ) on Wednesday January 3, 2007 @ 12:28 AM

Must be some kind of freaky Bermuda Triangle thing, Miss ^BELLE^, almost like deja vu. You make a good point as I stand here with the boys swaying to and fro here in the snow. Sometimes I get the feeling when they hit the ceiling that I'll never be a Sailor. So I'll just throw them over my shoulder like a Continental soldier.		\|< << >> >\|
by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Wednesday January 3, 2007 @ 12:37 AM

Geez..swinging and swaying in the snow.... be careful Mr H or the boys will be blue.		\|< << >> >\|
by ^BELLE^ (PM , CC ) on Wednesday January 3, 2007 @ 12:40 AM

Thank you Mr. Happy for letting laugh a little about bald babies. You are a true poet!		\|< << >> >\|
by Ace Decker (PM , CC ) on Thursday January 4, 2007 @ 10:50 PM

Well, Prank sure was not very very Happy to see another 6 inches of snow this morning, Miss ^BELLE^. But I reminded him to zip us up and to double check before he goes outside and shovels more snow. I enjoyed walking and hanging out in the Mall while we were Christmas shopping but the snow makes me and the Boys almost shrivel right up! Never no mind though, I am sure we all stay very very warm and that will make us all very very Happy. May you have a very very Happy day too, Mr. Happy!		\|< << >> >\|
by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Friday January 5, 2007 @ 10:59 AM

Well thank you for stopping by, Mr. Decker! I sure hope you have a very very Happy Weekend with a nice lady who likes to whistle a Happy tune. Mr. Happy!		\|< << >> >\|
by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Sunday January 7, 2007 @ 12:42 AM

Well Mr. Happy now you can talk yo your lawyers all you want I have incriminating photos!!!!!		\|< << >> >\|
by Zappa Fan (PM , CC ) on Monday January 8, 2007 @ 1:45 AM

I saw Zappa's photos....He has the proof!		\|< << >> >\|
by Coloconnect (PM , CC ) on Wednesday January 10, 2007 @ 12:02 AM

But I like incriminating photos, Miss Connect... Me and Mr. Fan are fine now. Prank won't let me watch cable TV anymore without supervision. At first this did not make me very very Happy but then Prank explained that I was susceptible to manipulation...not sure what he means by that but it sounds good... Never no mind though, I sure hope you have a very very Happy night tonight and that your New Year is very very Happy! Mr. Happy!		\|< << >> >\|
by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Thursday January 11, 2007 @ 2:16 AM

No more TV without supervison Mr Happy....Glad Prank has you under control...Glad you are very very happy!		\|< << >> >\|
by Coloconnect (PM , CC ) on Thursday January 11, 2007 @ 2:43 AM

I hope you can come by and try the creamy carmel corn treats my cousin from France Master Chef Choad! makes special every day, Mr. Fan. He's chuckin' custard like it's nobody's business! Mr. Happy!		\|< << >> >\|
by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Saturday January 20, 2007 @ 10:30 PM

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