Mr. Happy! & His Friends
 
Master Chef Choad! from France prepares his daily specials with a salty dollop of protein goodness. The Grand Opening celebration started off with the House Special "Le Steak de Tube Spécial de Chef Choad!" ushered in by eager Choad dining aficionados.PMS Boulder · "At Chez Happy! Dinner Theatre and Food Place from France we always aim to shoot a little bit of Happy into all the food we prepare." gushed proprietor of Chez Happy!, Mr Happy!, at the opening night festivities this past Friday. "With my cousin Master Chef Choad! pumping out the batter and special sauces we think we bring a new creamy yet classic taste to the palate of value conscious and flavor loving Americans who enjoy dinner theater. I am hoping to to franchise Chez Happy! and I hope I can come somewhere in your town soon. That would make me and my cousin Master Chef Choad! very very Happy!"  
Mr. Happy! greeting and spackling on his many admirers during Chez Happy! Dinner Theatre and Food from France Place grand opening.Grand Opening Specials
Le Steak de Tube Spécial de Chef Choad! avec les Pommes de terre Jism et le Condom A fumé des Carottes $29
Special hand tenderized and beaten Tube Steak with Potatoes in Creamy Sauce and Condom Steamed Carrots
Le Poulet de Testicules d'Ail avec le Grain À la crème et le Concombre Entier Huilé $23
Garlic Infused Chicken Cojones with Protein Creamed Corn and Whole Cumcumber in Oil
Les Huîtres de Montagne Rocheuses avec l'Homme les Rouleaux d'Aparagus Battus et le Brocoli avec la Sauce de Cheese Corpulente de Tête $32
Rocky Mountain Oysters with Aparagus Rolls in Man Batter and Broccoli with Chunky Head Cheese Sauce
Save room for dessert!
Smooth thick protein milkshakes, frosted cupcakes, cream filled pastries and our daily "Custard Chucker" surprises   
Chez Happy! Dinner Theatre and Wait Staff are held to the highest standards of cleanliness and given anti-bacterial dips twice per shift.
© Mr. Happy! & His Friends Productions and Prankster Media Services 2007
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I sure hope some of them like to whistle a Happy tune.
Mr. Happy!
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p.s. I'm not but I know who is
Mr. Happy! meals range from a large pickle and a foot long to a regular seven inch steak and 'cheese' and then there's the 9 incher, a thick burrito stuffed to the gills, it sides pulsating with flavor and juices as you hand roll it yourself...don't forget to trace your finger slowly across the ridges as you bring it to your...
Oooops, I sure am glad Prank put this plastic wrap on the keyboard, too bad he didn't cover the screen...
Well, never no mind about that, I can still hunt and peck. I hope you and everyone enjoys our Mr. Happy! meals as well as the dinner menu and come here often!
Mr. Happy!
And I was very very Happy when they dropped just like the Doctor said they would. I sure hope you can bring Mrs. Melts over to Chez Happy! and I will have Master Chef Choad! whip something out just for you.
Mr. Happy
Mr. Happy!