Coming Soon At Chez Happy! Dinner Theater And Food From France Place!
All the way from France, one of Master Chef Choad!'s favorites, "Le Cirque de la Crème anglaise Été à la tête Pourpre Jetant des Clowns". Or as we say in English "The Circus of the Purple Headed Custard Chucking Buffoons".
Come bask in the goodness at Chez Happy! as these very very Happy Clowns from France pull off streams of pleasure for an entertainment and dining experience without parallel. This exclusive American engagement may not ever be allowed to be repeated. Reservations recommended and there is a free slice of Banana Creme Pie or bowl of Baby Batter Chowder with Meow Marbles for the first 100 seated.
Wednesdays and every other Thursday in February you can join the after dinner "Taffy Pull & Taco Tickle" accompanied by the musical styling's of She-Bop & The Donkey Rigged Organ Grinders.
Daily dessert specials all month long prepared by our Pouding de Maître Chef de Spewer Fuzzy. Come often and sample our spunky flavors everyday!
© Mr. Happy! & His Friends Productions 2007
Now Banned in Afghanistan, Most of Alabama, Azerbaijan, Bangladesh, Belarus, China, Cobb County, Colorado Springs, East Viet Nam, Egypt, Finland, Iran, Kazakhstan, Lebanon, Libya, Luxembourg, Malaysia, Myanmar, Nebraska, North Korea, Orange County, Pakistan, Serbia, South Carolina, The Entire Arabian Peninsula, Trinidad but not Tobago, Utah and Vatican City!
Prank just got home and I will be sure to point out the condition you left my computing device in last night. I agreed to share my device with you with the understanding that you could curb...curb your exuberance. Isn't that why you opened Chez Happy! you idiot?
I hope this makes very very Happy NOT!!!
Always a very very Happy day when you visit.
My cousin Master Chef Choad! noticed that many kitty cats here in the USA are neutered which is a very very good thing. You've seen that Woogie, haven't you? So less baby Woogies seems like very very good idea to me...
But never no mind Woogie. Cousin Master Chef Choad! noticed that millions and millions of tasty treats were just being thrown away here in the USA every year. Snip snip and into the trash. They would never waste such a nutritious and delicious food in France Choad! told me. So we found willing suppliers all over the county. Choad! calls this delicacy we prepare fresh daily "testicule de Matou marini" and each nugget is about the size of a marble. But we needed a gold old American name for these morsels which is why I call them Meow Marbles!
Come and taste the goodness.
Mr. Happy!
Prank
They say Mr. Happy! is not suitable for daytime television in the United States but that's it OK for me to go everywhere else....
But I can still come in everyone's home over the internet every time everybody comes here. So I hope to be coming all over everywhere very very soon!
I sure hope you hope you have a very very Happy evening,
Mr. Happy!