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 I Sure Hope You Have A Happy Happy Christmas!
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Posted by Mr. Happy! at 10:34 PM - 28 Comments   Add a Comment  
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Tuesday December 4, 2007 @ 10:04 AM






 
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by Kristin (PM , CC ) on Tuesday December 4, 2007 @ 11:50 AM




Mr. Happy:

Just make sure is not poison ivy.
 
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by Whit's Whittlings (PM , CC ) on Tuesday December 4, 2007 @ 11:51 AM




I hope I can count on your discretion Mr Happy. Wouldn't want this to get back to The Yankee...  
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by ^BELLE^ (PM , CC ) on Tuesday December 4, 2007 @ 12:36 PM




Why thank you for the sweet kiss, Miss Bella. Why I just want to bust I am so very very Happy!

I hope you have lots of mistletoe at your house so you can get lots of kisses too. Why I bet I could chuck some of my special Christmas custard for you if you like. It's always hand churned and fresh here at my restaurant. I hope that makes you very very Happy too.

Mr. Happy!

 
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by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Tuesday December 4, 2007 @ 11:21 PM




Awwww, thank you for the kiss, Miss Kristin...

I hear it's getting cold up there where you live. Is that Illinois in Canada? Prank keeps telling me where that is but I get confused, what with all that blood rushing to and from my head all the time. Whenever we travel I have no idea where I am and forget things sometimes.

But never no matter, nope. I am so very very Happy you came by to visit me under the mistletoe. Yes, why I am staring at the ceiling right now which makes it very difficult for me to type on Prank's laptop. Never the less, I hope you have a very very Merry Happy Christmas and that you get all the things your Heart desires.

Mr. Happy!
 
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by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Tuesday December 4, 2007 @ 11:32 PM




Not to worry, Miss ^BELLE^, most people who know me tell me that I barely have 2 brain cells even though I sorta look like brains. Well, parts of me anyway from the right angle. So whatever it is you said or did, I will likely not remember it for very long anyway.

And I bet that Mr. Yankee will understand if you come by to visit the Yule Log here at Chez Happy!

Plus maybe you were shopping for him at the gift shop at Chez Happy!


Yes, one of my special Caps or sauces are great Christmas and Hanukah gifts. But that's not what I really want to say.

May this be the best Christmas ever, Miss ^BELLE^, I wish for you all the happiness that a body can stand. You deserve it!

Mr. Happy!
 
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by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Tuesday December 4, 2007 @ 11:40 PM




You make a very good point, Mr. Whittlings. I am sure Prank checked out everything out first....he would never let poison anything be around me. No siree....

Right, Prank?

Prank....look at me when I am talking to you...Prank?
 
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by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Tuesday December 4, 2007 @ 11:42 PM




I am ...errr sorry, I should have knocked first. I didn't know you were busy...sorry, Man. Maybe close the door you know? Does Prank know you do this?

Oh.

There he is...
 
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by Doc Sam (PM , CC ) on Tuesday December 4, 2007 @ 11:59 PM




Happy Holidays, Mr. Happy!

Hey?


What's the difference between New Years and Christmas?


Give up?


Well, On Christmas, you below out Christmas carols and decorate the tree!



.... and on New Years, you bellow out "I'm Finishing!!" and decorate the small of her back!




What?


I'm just saying!
 
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by Randy (PM , CC ) on Wednesday December 5, 2007 @ 6:31 AM




 
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by ^BELLE^ (PM , CC ) on Wednesday December 5, 2007 @ 10:47 AM




Why that's a very very Naughty joke there, Mr. Randy. I like to aim at the nice Lady's tattoo when she has one. If no tatts are available, I offer to tattoo her every which way but Sunday!

That seems to make them very very Happy. I hope you have a Merry Merry Happy Christmas and that you get to shoot your tadpoles all over some nice Lady soon.

Mr. Happy!
 
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by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Wednesday December 5, 2007 @ 2:35 PM




Don't worry, Mr. Doc Sam, I'm not shy and Prank is usually around when I am.

I hope you are very very Happy living in our basement, just like the one at the Alamo. Prank worked hard to get it exactly the same!

Mr. Happy!
 
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by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Wednesday December 5, 2007 @ 2:40 PM




100% cyper-mistletoe it is, Happs!

Not to worry, you are my best Buddy and I won't let nothing bad happen to you.
 
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by Prank (PM , CC ) on Thursday December 6, 2007 @ 1:00 AM




Does she have to be nice?  
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by Randy (PM , CC ) on Thursday December 6, 2007 @ 7:08 AM




MMMMWWWHHHAAA! How's that for a big smooch on the........ WHAT!!




Oh my!
Mrs Doubtfire
 
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by Mrs. Doubtfire (PM , CC ) on Thursday December 6, 2007 @ 7:20 AM




Oh I bet you know what to do, Miss Mrs. Doubtfire...

I sure hope you have a Merry Merry Happy Merry Happy Christmas. I'm thinking a good back waxing will be on Santa's list for you this year!

Mr. Happy!
 
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by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Thursday December 6, 2007 @ 9:39 AM




Nope, Mr. Randy, she can be as nasty you want her to be.

I saw your name on Santa's list and it seems like everybody's going to get waxed this year!

Mr. Happy!
 
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by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Thursday December 6, 2007 @ 9:41 AM




Mr. Happy you never fail to entertain! I would love some Christmas Custard with some dark chocolate sprinkles on top?  
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Thursday December 6, 2007 @ 3:41 PM




Sending you a kiss and a hug  
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by Coloconnect (PM , CC ) on Thursday December 6, 2007 @ 8:22 PM




Well, hello Miss Connect, I sure hope you are having a very very Happy Saturday and that you are having lots of fun getting waxed, and not just for the Holiday Season. We all should be waxing each other year round I say. Do you prefer tadpoles on your tummy or back?

I appreciate you coming by under the mistletoe to visit with me and I think you whistle a tune right up there with the very very best whistlers I know of. I hope you come again and again to visit and whistle with me and maybe there will be a good waxing too.

May you have a Merry Merry Happy Happy Christmas and don't forget to take good care of that Yule Log!

Mr. Happy!
 
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by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Saturday December 15, 2007 @ 9:57 AM




Why for you, Miss Bella, I am whipping out some very special Holiday Custard. Triple filtered for purity and consistency for the most discriminating palette. Smooth with a tangy, clean finish that always leaves them clamoring for more. And, of course, I gladly oblige.

I then top my Custard with whatever your Heart may desire. My Holiday Custard has won awards in France and Zimbabwe for it's flavor and character that many try to emulate but none can ever match!

I sure hope you enjoy my Custard this Holiday Season and don't forget, I will be happy to supply you with my Custard varieties all year long. I am starting up the Mr. Happy! Custard Club where nice Ladies can set up special deliveries right to their door. Heaping helpings of my most special Custard promptly and courteously deposited where ever you like. There are only a few slots left open due to unprecedented demand, so hurry and sign up before I advertise publicly, OK?

Happy Merry Merry Christmas, Miss Bella!

Mr. Happy!
 
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by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Saturday December 15, 2007 @ 10:07 AM




Mr. Happy,

Where do I sign up? If I special order your custard four days a week, can you forego the delivery charge? and how will I know each batch will have the same consistency? Especially you are spreading your custard around all over town!
 
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Saturday December 15, 2007 @ 6:47 PM




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Merry Christmas, Mr. Happy!
 
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by Bella (PM , CC ) on Sunday December 16, 2007 @ 4:16 PM




They used to say the same thing to Prank back in gym class when he was in school, Miss Bella...

Mr. Happy!
 
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by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Monday December 24, 2007 @ 1:06 AM




Oh my !  
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by Lucy. (PM , CC ) on Monday December 24, 2007 @ 1:27 AM




Happy Merry Christmas, Miss Lucy!

Mr. Happy!
 
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by Mr. Happy! (PM , CC ) on Monday December 24, 2007 @ 7:34 PM




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